santa claus
you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders
tax laws
you found your way around them and you're only older

santa claus
we've got just one question for you
santa claus, santa claus
do you have a wish list, too?

santa claus
what do you want in your stocking this year?
is it elven sweatshops 
in a mexican border town, far from here?
or a hot dog with relish and mustard 
and salsa and jalapenos?

santa claus, santa claus
do you have a wish list, too?

snow falls in texas only once a year
and sometimes not that often
so, santa claus, why don't you come on down
and ignore all the jews
ho ho ho
ho ho hey
ho ho hobbledy who

santa claus, santa claus
do you have a wish list, too?

(lyrics/music by the amazing xander rapstine and the okay climate.)
(the really good guitar solo is by xander.)
(and xander is the special guest star as always.)