part I in which climate goes to the grocery store

part II: 

driving home in my buick
it is green like christmas trees
it is a wonderful life

the road is black like lumps of coal
the road is striped like candy canes
trees are blurred like banjo strings
it is a wonderful life

the sky is red like christmas gifts
the signals blink like christmas lights
it is a wonderful life

the hills ablaze like yule logs
the music blares like mormom choirs
it is a wonderful life

part III in which xander claus shows up:

it's christmas time out on the planes
and the prairie dogs are singing at me
i'm in my car driving through the rain
deer above signs reading dallas is soon to be

santa claus out here he wears old chaps
and dons a stetson hat
bringing christmas joy he wears a hat
and just alexander rapstine

santa claus is here
santa claus is here