Jesus has some friends
their names are matthew
mark luke and john
i met the lot of them
on wednesday night
they talked of blind men's souls
and internal light
thursday night
the sky was luminous
i saw Him coming
through the clouds

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He brought a megaphone
and things for lunch
we had a party
with cake and punch
He told us parables
we had some cake
He threw some sinners
in the fiery lake
the sea of galilee
was filled with pleasure boats
people were happy
and sacrificed goats
He healed some children
so they could walk
He made the tongueless ones
so they could talk

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martin is gone for good
he is no more in the neighbourhood
he burns in fiery hell
he says it's fun
but not like heaven
it's not that fun

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he took his bicycle
and mobile home
a plastic rake
and his cordless phone
i told him glands
are made of things
that make you swell
that make you great
appendices are just for fun
beware of clowns
don't frighten nuns
hands are made for guns
don't ride green bikes
don't kiss satan's mom
martin is gone for good, etc.