please dance with me brown-haired girl
the locks and the folds of your dress unfurl
when we dance
but i've made my move too late
and i can't really dance that great
but i'll wait for you out at the gate with cakes

please take some cake and punch
the gymnasium's filled with such a handsome bunch
that likes to eat
but when they've rotted out their teeth
on their caviar and brie
i'll be waiting for you with a plate of cakes

green bells on xander's toes
it's spring and he's still wearing santa's clothes
when he sleeps
his legions of horses have risen
and as soon as he gets out of prison
i'll be waiting for him with a plate full of cakes

white curtains of belgian lace
can fall down the cheekbones of that face
with bedtime fears
while she watched the hour on clocks
she made a mess of his socks
she's blessing the southern states with cakes

unctious charms on coctail farms
a fine job for the greek society
and their friends
when the sunlight trickles down
to the lungs inside of the hound
the nazis will march through the gate with cakes

"kappa girls are so much fun"
when you chase them they don't really try to run
they twiddle their thumbs
but when the lipstick fades from their lips
and they've finished their salsa and chips
hitler will stand on his crate with cakes