drive time makes me crochety 
here in this towns
the laws are there too long
to enforced lightly
why cannot they get the traffic lights
timed like the way ronald drives
stopping at lights is no fun
when there is no-one to hit

eating times makes me crazy
here in this towns
the laws are there too long
to enforced lightly
why cannot they fix the food items
like ronald eats daily
eating is no fun when
you have got no-one to chew it out

and they know
oh yes they know
all the foodstuffs
that make ronald grow

give him carrots for his hairs
give him corn for his health
give him milk for his bones
give him meat for his brain
give him chili for his soul

and if he choose
he mixes food with other things
and if he chews
he masticates all kinds of food
and if he eats
he feels so full from head to feet
and if he please
he digests all these things with ease

making ronald out of meat
making ronald out of milk
making ronald out of bread
making ronald out of fruits and vegetables
and he will always have some thing to eat
but he will missing those things in return
and they know oh they know
all the food groups that make ronald grow